Herp Humor

You might be a herper if.... (If it has a * next to it, then it has really happened to me!)

.....someone tells you they have 3 balls and you don't think that's weird! (This one is up on NERDs list, I thought of it and sent it in myself!)

*......the UPS driver asks to not only see what's in the package but your collection too!

*......you go to a Moroccan restaurant where you eat only with your hands, and you realize your fingers smell like dead wax worms! (ewwww)

*.....you realize that bowl you are using to make chocolate mousse just had thawing mice in it a few minutes ago, and you don't care, and then you serve it to you friends without telling them! (I started calling it Mouse Mousse)

*......when you see a snake crawl out of the bath tub drain while you are taking a shower, and you have to think for a moment about whether or not it's yours

*.....you find a lobster cockroach in your car!

*.....you find a giant hissing cockroach climbing out of your purse at the Doctors office

*.....you consider yourself CBB

*.....you consider $45 for 1000 lobster cockroaches money well spent.

*.....you cried at the end of Godzilla when they killed the big lizard. At least in Jurassic Park the dinosaurs survived!

*.....you have nightmares of all the cockroaches escaping into the house, not because of the infestation, but because they are damned expensive!

*.....you are trying to think of ways of marketing snake poop.

*.....when your sister is complaining she just spent $130 on something like scrap-booking supplies, and you tell her how much you just spent on reptiles, and she shuts up.

*.....you can do a punnet square in your head but cannot do simple math without a calculator.

*.....you give reptiles as a birthday present to yourself. (excuses, excuses)

*.....you recognize the smell of hatchling corn snakes

*.....you can predict the day corn eggs will hatch by their smell

*.....you find dead cockroaches in the lint trap of your dryer

*.....you think the little extra toes and tails left over from a bag of frozen pinkies are cute

*.....you blow your nose and a fruit fly comes out

*.....you can pick up a fruit fly with your fingers and not hurt it

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